Agents 32 and 33 take a bike ride to NoDa (in northeast Charlotte). They encounter some very interesting people at a Cajun restaurant. Bizarre conversations are overheard and recorded. Then the magic granules take effect, and they are the ones spouting off surreal lines to the shock of the patrons. Then, on the other side of 36th Street, more linguistic mayhem ensues. A 2400-word psecret psociety pshort pstory. Rated N for NoDastik.