Readers quickly discover our born leader, Herman the German Schnauzer, is destined to shock the world. Enter Thomas Thomas, the man with two last names, who rescues Herman from an animal shelter. Due to a car accident, Herman receives a steel plate in his head that renders him able to speak "human." His serene life turns into a roller coaster ride jam-packed with intrigue and adventure.

A famous talk show host saves Herman from the clutches of a ruthless dog-napper. Then the celebrity hides the dog—key witness to a crime—on her yacht. Herman meets a capable snow-white poodle, a new friend and ally. But the poodle becomes bate to snare the valuable talking dog. He faces his greatest fear during a back-stage battle with an old nemesis. In the end, Dog Justice prevails and Herman addresses the astonished public on live TV.