This ebook comprises 250 comedic quotations by 198 known authors (see below), 50 unknown authors and 2 anonymous authors: Some of the authors are: Aaron Alston, Al McGuire, Albert Einstein, Barbra Streisand, Billy Crystal, Blanche Knott, Bob Hope, Bobcat Goldthwait, Brian Gerald O'Driscoll, Carol Burnett, Cher, Confucius George Burns, George Carlin, Elayne Boosler, Ellen DeGeneres, Frank Zappa, George Burns, George Carlin, Jack Nicholson, Jay Leno, Jeff Hayes, Jerry Seinfeld, Joan Rivers, Jon Stewart, Judy Tenuta, Lana Turner, Lauren Corrao, Leo Rosten, Leonard P. Matlovich, Leonore Chaffee, Mae West, Mark Kennedy, Mark Russell, Milton Berle, Mitch Hedberg, P. J. O'Rourke, Parker Posey, Paul Bettany, Phyllis Diller, Professor Irwin Corey, Richard Pryor, Rita Rudner, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Ron Howard, Ronald Reagan, Sean Connery, Serge Gainsbourg, WC. Fields, and Woody Allen. The quotations have been collected manually over a period of many years. The quotations were collected from magazines, newspapers, television, catalogs, billboards, friends and relatives, business associates and many more sources.