In this Woody Allen meets the Bible fantasy-satire, Jesus Christ makes a time travel visit to 21st Century New Jersey, walks into a bar, and finds himself trying to answer the question: "What do you do?" It turns out that he's hired a Jewish lawyer to examine the fine print on his contract for the Redemption of Mankind. Next, the Buddha gets a lecture from Berkowitz the headhunter.

And Gandhi, walking into a Long Island bar, finds a plumber calling him a weirdo and saying, "Show me the money!"

A 6,000-word book of humor from the author of 14 other books including "The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel", which was described by Kurt Vonnegut as "very funny."