If I Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll

ebook A Women's Instructional Guide for Men

By Mary McHugh

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With this delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men who can win a case before the Supreme Court or run a conglomerate but can't find the butter, Ms. McHugh provides a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with an assortment of other domestic necessities.
She continues with wise advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times", tells them how to go without sleep for three months after the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time."
A chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane should be on every young father's emergency list for times when his wife is out of town on business or visiting her mother in Iowa.
And finally, instructions on answering a ringing telephone, folding shirts for a business trip and finding his wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear are absolute must-reads for every man who thinks some invisible being does all those things.
Aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.

If I Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll