Short, fat, and gifted with a euphorically high libido, Paxton's very existence is an affront to God and the other students of Rayhollow High...that is until he meets Dasha, the stunning Japanese exchange student who not only meets each of his disproportionately high standards for a partner, but also genuinely seems to like him! So what if she floats through the hallways and only comes out in the dark, you can't judge a girl by the size of her canines...can you?But as zit-riddled neckbeards overrun the town in startling numbers and Paxton falls deeper into the friend zone, his best friend Chad calls on the help of loyal friends, Renaissance Faire aficionados, and a tall, mysterious stranger who wears a fedora and wields the sword of the Samurai.With a little help from The Red Pill, this euphoric guild embarks on a five point adventure to woo this waifu into submission...hentai style! But when Furry betrayal reaches their ranks, the guild starts to unravel and only the Gentlest of Sirs can deliver salvation...