Dwayne Mumsby doesn't want to be normal. He sees himself as a monster and wants to do odd things. One portentous Halloween night, he invites the woman he secretly loves to his creepy Victorian house, where things get even stranger. In fact, some things are better left in the closet. Told with poetic prose, dark humor and suspense, this is a horror tale you won't be able to put down. Except to check that your doors and windows are locked. And there's nothing under the bed. Just forget about the closet! And the next time you see a dentist . . . do not open wide! WARNING: Some content may be disturbing to sensitive readers.