"All Fours" is a humorous short play about contemporary gender differences, written in the absurdist tradition. It was first published in the literary journal "Movimiento Paroxista Revista Literatura" (online) by the Universidad Autónoma de Madrid, the Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México and the University of North Carolina, 1.1, 2011, pp. 17-25. There are no fees for production of this play, as long as the author is correctly attributed, no major changes are made without permission from the author and the author is informed of the play's public performance/s. Yes, it is completely royalty-free!