Life sucks for Stubby Peraldrak, but that changes when he discovers a chunk of rock that grants him strange powers – powers that could save, or destroy, the world. But Stubby dreams small, and he just wants to impress the hot chick down the hall and get in her pants – if she doesn't kill him first. She thinks he's spying on her because he's a traitor, working for the enemy, but will she really like him better if he convinces her he's just a harmless perv?