Maxcine and Isabel purchase an unfinished house to make into their dream home. Just about the time they discover an Elvis impersonator living in the crawlspace, it is learned that their ex-husbands have escaped from a nursing facility for wacko seniors somewhere in New Jersey. The women are being billed to compensate for a facility screw-up. The sisters decide to straighten the mess out in person. Elvis decides to be their bodyguard on the six thousand mile round trip from Phoenix to the east coast, and back again.