When a vicious murder takes place in the London Museum of Toys and Collectables its sexy but shy curator, Miss Heather Lovely seeks out Robert Longdong who she believes to be a Professor of art history from Harvard rather than a simpleton that clears tables in a fast food restaurant. Heather asks Robert to help her solve the case, while he just thinks he's onto a sure thing.

The pair end up uncovering more than they bargained for, a cryptic clue exposes a conspiracy theory created by a sinister organisation that involves changing the very formula of human actuality and takes them off exploring an alternative universe to expose a children's author who is playing god.

Oh yeah, and they have a few laughs on the way; that much I can guarantee. It should be noted at this point that this book is in no way similar to anything that a more renowned author has ever written, like say, Dan Brown, just to pick a name out of the hat... so there!