How do you conquer other countries for fun and profit? What are the rules for brown people hoping to be successful in the West? By following "The Fourteen Commandments of Indian and Nonwhite (Male) Success," delivered by a White God, a patronizing god who lets you choose any seven out of fourteen commandments (in consideration of your natural weaknesses).

A second chapter provides clear rules, dos, and don'ts, on How to Win the Booker Prize.

Nonwhites: Please Don't Leave Asia or Africa without The Pocket Coconut Bible! This book, in the high satirical tradition, provides the Essential Guide to Success in the Western World.

Richard Crasta is an Indian-born writer whose writing and micro-publishing enterprise operates out of New York, even though he is, presently, in Asia. He is the author of The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel, which has been published in ten countries.

This book is around 10,000 words and may be unpublished at any time.