Here is the answer to the degradation wrought upon classic fantasy by role-playing games! From muscle-bound heroes and bumbling wizards to a vegetarian vampire and Hollywood zombies, this tongue-in-cheek anthology rips them all with fine impartiality. Included is the infamous 'Roadquest!', charitably described as 'The Lord Of The Rings done by Monty Python'. This collection of eleven short stories finally does justice to the overworked, much-abused fantasy genre by presenting them as we would love to see them told - just once.