It was our first alien contact...
...and it was a crisis right from the start. We avoided an interstellar war by sheer luck, but both sides were still on edge, and the situation was explosive. Now we were trying the uncharted waters of interspecies diplomacy. No one knew what to expect: we had never faced a situation like this before. All we could be sure of was that the humans were unpredictable, unstable, and just as terrified of us as we were of them. Anything could happen, may our Ancestors protect us!

Here is the long-awaited tell-all memoir of that first Ic'nichi diplomatic mission to earth: the authentic blow-by-blow account of crisis management - and mismanagement - on a cosmic scale. You read the official story in your textbooks. Now learn what really happened!