Arrabella Candellarbra is like no one you've ever met before, even though her questy thing is the stuff of legend. Okay, the hilarious epic-fantasy spoofery adult fairy-tale kind of legend.

Arrabella, a beautiful, flaxen-haired maiden trained in all things warrior-like by the most famous warriors of all—The Reginas—embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands.

Arrabella joins forces with Lord Langley Kilkenny—the perfect specimen of manliness; icicle-bearded Gary—the wisest of all Wizards; and Prince Jim—the very-fey fairy Regent.

The Four Adventurers soon find themselves pitted against the Evil Betty-Sue—the meanest of evil beings in all of the lands—and her scary minions. Yes, our heroes must defeat Sawtoothed Bunnies, Viscous-Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys to rescue The Reginas from...something!

Nothing could possibly go wrong on a quest like this, could it?

Featuring heroic heroes and a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, this epic fairy tale for grown-ups delivers love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs. It promises that all those epic questy things will never be the same again. Seriously!