[Newly edited in the Year of the Goat.] Sometimes, they want it, and you don't. Sometimes, you want it, but she doesn't. But if you try sometimes, you get what you need. In this sexy book of massage experiences (mainly in Indonesia), the author describes how massage can be a gateway to consensual, joyous sex, and sometimes to pleasurable half-sex and increase the world's Gross Happiness Index. Humorous, realistic episodic, sometimes erotic short stories.Even though, in some cases, the encounters may end up in less than full sex, the journey is more than half the fun.Search Terms: Travel adventure, holistic health, sexual strategy, massage and sex, British massage, Indonesian women, Indonesian Massage, massage