A trio of short stories about traveling to strange worlds."Silent Observers" - After a deaf person leaves behind a pen and card requesting a donation, money wasn't the only thing being collected. A team of xenobiologist students from another planet are monitoring the eating habits of humans in their most natural environment: the shopping mall food court."The Kitterun Five Tourist Trap" - Although Humans and Kitteruns (a feline-humanoid species) are the most physically compatible of all the sentient species to freely enjoy sex, Mr. Vayne discovers to his horror that the restroom plumbing was quite different."The Wizards of Flushington" - Even the most experienced witches have trouble flushing themselves down the toilet to magically reappear at their destination, so Rachel read on the Internet. With the flush of the toilet, she finds herself far from home in a strange land with stranger wizards.