The authorised transcript of the now famous (or infamous) 'Interview with God'TV personality Howard Ayno:"Of course not! Don't you even begin to believe it! No waywas it God I interviewed that night! I quizzed a man posing as God, pretendingto be God, who might maybe have even THOUGHT he was God, or hoped he was God,or wished he was God. But would God dress like that? I am glad to say from therage of comments that arose out of the religious furore following thatbroadcast, hardly anyone of any quality or reputation (apart from the oddbishop or equally nutty professor) thought otherwise than that I was speakingthat night to a fraud and a charlatan, a sincere fraud maybe and a well-meaningcharlatan perhaps, but believe me more fake than Father Christmas's snowy whitewhiskers."