When a videographer decides to record a "Thriller" video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can't dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer's School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger's plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a 3500 word humorous fantasy/horror story.