Steena had no idea that her stupid sister would just drop her off in a parking lot...and then drive off. For pity sakes, if she would have known, Steena certainly would not have had dirty hair pulled back in a tail, nor would she have worn these these gawd-awful baggy-butt sweats. Pushing up her glasses Steena keeps her head down, and stomps up the gang-plank in worn out dollar store flip-flops.

Handing the dark haired attendant her ticket, Steena is greeted with, "Welcome aboard to Ouija Cruise Lines, my name is Keely. Come, let me show you to your room." Smiling at Steena, Keely opens the hall door and directs Steena down the long corridor towards her stateroom. "Steena, I want to assure you that you and I are going to become good friends."

Pushing up her glasses in frustration Steena looks directly at this, this girl...Keely...and shouts, "Did my sister fix me up with you too? That is just so disgusting. If I wanted a date I could find my own girl." As Steena follows the cruise-line employee down the narrow hall she grouses. "Shelly really has balls, first she drops me off without warning on this lesbian cruise, and then arranges a girlfriend for me. God! Who does that shit?"