Aaron Reynolds, resident sarcastic fat kid, lives a pretty quiet life for someone who hangs out in a cemetery with his friends. He goes to school, antagonizes his parents, and plays video games to avoid doing his homework. So when his best friend's cousin comes to town, he doesn't really expect anything to change. Sure, maybe they'll have an annoying hanger-on for a few months, but then everything would go back to normal.The problem is, Col Spurling is the farthest thing from ordinary, and dismissing him may be the worst mistake Aaron's ever made.