If you can't beat them, join them... and then beat them.

Samantha Lytton, foiler of evildoers and roller-skate enthusiast, is back!What has she been up to since the events of THE DIMPLE OF DOOM?No big whoop—just being a movie star.

Samantha has just arrived in London to film her first leading role.Sam, would-be Picasso thief and lover, joins her to rev up her engine in the bad-boy way only he can.Life is full of sexy good times, money, and prestige galore!What could go wrong?

Ha ha—everything.

After a kidnapping attempt, Sam nobly dumps Samantha for her own good, the jerk.No matter, for Samantha is a successful woman of the world now and (after only spending one day lying on the floor and sobbing on her cheeseburgers) she jumps back into actress-mode with her sexy co-star Daniel Zhang.Hot movie star = best rebound ever.She barely even thinks about what's-his-name—until his evil ex-girlfriend shows up and gives Samantha an ultimatum she just can't refuse:steal a priceless artefact from the museum or die.

Is Sam in cahoots with the wicked ex?Can Samantha rob a museum and film a movie simultaneously?And why isn't a lady allowed to marry both a gorgeous Oscar-winner and an equally alluring criminal?