What do you do after you've burned your hometown to the ground? That's the question Danny and Sieg have to solve when their science club homecoming float goes horribly awry. Instead of fleeing the state, the two end up working for a mountain resort Danny's uncle won in a poker game.There, they discover the complications of love, the evilest cat in the world, and a Sasquatch hiding in their tool shed. Now they and their friends have to save the Oxford-educated Sasquatch from a pair of intrepid tabloid reporters, a fake medium and the developer who wants to level the resort to build condos. Now burning down the town is beginning to look like the easy part.