Two problematic biographical sketches of the two surviving Beatles with input from the two departed members. Dialog 1 takes place at Mull of Kintyre between Linda and Paul McCartney. They discuss the question of Paul's appellation, the cute Beatle and how it came about. Miscellaneous biographical items on how Ringo came into the band, why Linda married Paul and Paul's feelings about these matters revealed for the first time. Dialog 2 covers an FBI interrogation of Ringo Starr, whether he is a double O agent, his relationship with Bond girl and wife, Barbara Bach, and his potential threat to United States security.