What do Pamela Anderson's ex-husband, a Los Angeles street gang, a trans-European smuggling plot and 64 acres of sugar cane have in common?
They all became inextricably linked with Will Nett, that's what, as he tangled with Balinese customs officials, almost died in the Australian Outback and foiled his own kidnapping at the hands of Fijian furniture salesmen during his chaotic year-long excuse for a holiday.
Will's scarcely believable follow up to My Only Boro will have you hoping you never find yourself sitting next to him on a plane. Or a bus. Or anywhere...
...And if you're planning a round-the-world gap year trip in the near future, whatever you do, don't let your mum read this book.