The Black Grouse is an English hero in Scotland, helping out where the Scottish can't, mainly due to their love of barley based refreshments. With his team, not only does the Grouse perform well at the Highland games, but also in his mission. The villains are English too, a right mad duo, but are sorted out by the grouse and his friends. The real villain is a Scot, whose name, if you don't read it properly, sounds like a fish Scotland is famous for (he has a thing about those ugly wind tower things).
I tried to write it in a Scottish accent, so it hasn't been spell checked, as that task would have sent whoever attempted it quite in need of a good stiff drink.