Experience a wild metaphysical rollercoaster in this tale of two men marketing a new method of instantly achieving serenity. Mystic forces, mass mail marketing, and resentments collide as the squabbling authors explain the backstory and benefits of a hot new, jargon-rich, spiritual discipline that can root you in serenity in less time than texting for pizza.

But something unexpected happens along the way, throwing their sales pitch into chaos. They now find themselves forced to question whether the cosmic short-cuts they tout might actually be true.

This light-hearted, self-help, satire is more fun than an ashram full of monkeys.Hold onto your chakras for a short fun ride!