The two short plays in this book deal with the topic of aliens—although they make only one true appearance. "Aliens! 3 Miles, Turn Left" is a monologue by a man who, one night, found aliens in his backyard, and reacted as many humans would—by killing them. But what to do with the bodies? Roadside show place! "Abducted!" is a one-act play about the investigation into the disappearance of two children, whose mother claims they were abducted by an alien spacecraft. The detective on the case doesn't quite believe it, and brings the mother in for questioning one more time. The plays are offered royalty free for anyone who wants to produce them or do readings of them (but let the author know so he can add the productions and readings to his resume).