This book will not help you to cook with less stuff. It will not help you to cook at all if you can't already. It will not help you to lose weight.It will not attempt to justify global warming; it will not blame you for anything nor suggest that you lift your game.It will not come close to explaining religion, government, or female logic; nor any of the other great anomalies of the world.But it will make you laugh and it will make you feel good to have been on the journey with Darby.Someone once said "If Darby didn't have bad luck he'd have no 'f—-ing' luck at all!"It's true that the degree of bad luck that lurks about Darby simply makes a mockery of the law of averages. It is never considered that something might go wrong, simply accepted that it will, if Darby is involved. You see, Darby carries about with him his own personal version of Murphy's Law.