Are you a speaker or entertainer that interacts with his or her audience?
What do you say during that quiet period as they walk onto stage?
Or how about if they make a witty comment - how do you respond?
Here are 100 one-liner jokes to have fun with any audience member on stage.

What do you say during that quiet period as the spectator is walking from the audience onto stage?
What do you say if they are wearing a weird outfit?
How about if they do something funny?
How can you win your audience back if an assistant on stage tries to outwit you?
100 Smart and funny comments and gags that you can use when you are working with a volunteer from the audience.