Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 (The English Russian Joke Book 1)

ebook Language Learning Joke Books, no. 30 · Language Learning Joke

By Jeremy Taylor

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Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:Учитель: - Где живет Бог?Малыш: - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.Учитель: - Почему ты так говоришь?Малыш: - Потому что каждое утро мой папа колотит в дверь и говорит: «Господи, ты ещё здесь?!»and this classic:Восьмидесятилетний мужчина пришел на прием к своему врачу.- Я собираюсь жениться на следующей неделе, доктор.- Очень хорошо,- сказал доктор. – Сколько же лет Вашей невесте?- Восемнадцать – ответил мужчина.- Господи!- воскликнул доктор.- Я должен Вас предупредить, что любая активность в постели может стать смертельной.- Ну что же, – сказал мужчина, – если она умрет, значит, она умрет...I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I'm pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won't enjoy it as much. In case you've forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски.It improves your reading skills.It improves your spelling – and your writing.It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.It's available in a wide variety of formatsIt's available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Russian.
Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 (The English Russian Joke Book 1)