There were three rules when I was growing up: Do not kill or permanently maim each other. When you make a mess, clean it up. Do NOT burn the house down. We usually tried to follow the rules, honest. But sometimes rules get a little bit bent. Okay a lot bent. Oh alright, they get downright broken! Join the Schofield children through the adventurous process of growing up. A fun memoir exploring the joys of youth, these stories will bring out the kid in anyone.