THE GUT RELATED LIFE OF CHALKA CREEK:Burra is living in fear when he is advised that he has had a visitor who wants to deliver him a personal letter and Burra presumes it must be a 'bluey' for a court appearance. To avoid contact, Burra seeks out a long lost cousin who lives in North Queensland where he can lie low for a few weeks until the threat disappears. This long lost cousin, Chalka Creek, educates Burra in unhygienic practices for both food preparation and living standards, which has Burra yearning to go home and face the music. After arriving home, Burra is advised that the visitor is actually an old school friend delivering a pamphlet for a school reunion...OLD BODGIES:Burra receives an invitation to a reunion for the members of a hotel hookey team that won their only premiership. Once the team gets together, cringing memories and odd tales are revived and mulled over, along with some quirky additions as the day progresses...