"Which whip today?" she rasped, tightly clad in black leather.
"I don't know," I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch."
In the pulsating climax to the bestselling trowel-egy, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidentally mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors - the sophisticated cougar (or whatever the British equivalent is - a badger?) - who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love - his shed?