"This book should be banned! Its whole premise can be summed up in one word: vampires are stupid. It's an insult to vampires everywhere. Banned I tell you!"—random vampireCan a nerd zombie in recovery and a beautiful young vampire find love despite society's taboo against inter-undead dating and still fight off a vampire plot to hack the heads off the zombies and take over the world?Probably not.Zombie Revolution...has it all!Zombies. Vampires. High school. Zombies pulling vampires apart. Vampires whacking the heads off zombies. Teen angst. Vampires sucking the blood out of every living thing they see, even old people! Suburbia. Chihuahuas (...okay, one Chihuahua). Poison, conspiracy, Frankenstein monsters. Congenital generalized hypertrichosis terminalis. Zombies falling in love with vampires. Kissing!It's awful! And it's all in there...