Pablo Mistry envisions the latest advance in electronic textiles out of Silicon Valley when he beholds a sleek high-tech T-shirt at an airport boutique. But he soon discovers that the ultimate personalized user experience has turned him into his own, rather dubious brand— and that this tailor-made digitgal monstrosity will bring him no end of grief— unless he can get the damned thing off.* A humous science-fiction misadventure by Alistair Ainscott.If you liked this story, you might also like these other stories by Alistair Ainscott:* The Trinity of the Sands* The Thriller Writer's Workshop* Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony* Occupy Stinking America