Carl Wiggins was a professional dancer until he got trampled at a Madonna concert. His dancing days are over, but show business is in his blood. He trains another dancer as a Madonna impersonator. Just when the act attracts a few bookings, his star starts making demands. When he tries to bring her back in line, she teaches him that laughter is the best medicine.This short fiction was originally published as part of a collaborative project in partnership with the Naperville Writers Group and the Naperville Sun. The collection of stories was called "Naperville Unwound."