Brian is having a very, very bad universe. While he has certain creature comforts, he isn't doing well with the ladies and he knows—just knows—that alternate Brians in other universes are enjoying loads of fame, riches, and success. But Brian has an idea on how to solve his problem, once and for all: in this universe.In this short story, author Anthony Horvath of 'Bard and Book' playfully explores the mysterious world of the multiverse.In another universe, this short story was not written, so be thankful, and enjoy it before the universe splits again.