What would happen if the world suddenly turned into a giant commercial break? Unfortunately, Jade is about to find out, thanks to her little brother's stupid wish.Now, not only must she face stupid ads coming to life around her every minute of the day. She's also being stalked by the most terrifying one of all: the creepy, ever-smiling Burger Planet mascot!If Jade is unable to face him, she risks losing everyone she cares about to thirty-second slots forever.*This is a novella at about 23,000 words long. It's not too serious.*