Joe Asher is an average guy who thought vampires were glittery, lovestruck emo boys from pop fiction...until a blind date goes horribly wrong and teaches him just how real vampires are. Now, he's one of them, and he isn't too happy about it. So he's throwing his rant on a blog to let the world know the truth about being a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. "It's not all satin capes and naked ladies," says Joe. "None of it is, actually. One naked lady would be nice." In Joe Vampire (book one), Joe struggles to keep his job, his love life, and his friendships in order as he negotiates the ups and downs of becoming a bloodcraving fiend. In Joe Vampire: The Afterlife (book two), Joe rejoins the world of the living with his inner vampire fully under control and learns first-hand that not all vampires are willing to play nice. Hilarious and honest, snarky and suspenseful, the Joe Vampire Collection brings entirely new elements to the vampire mythology. A must-read for vampire fans and anti-vampire fans alike.