Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying — usually involving an icepick and duct tape.
In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn...

The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."

All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."

To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.

The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.
From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.

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