Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the first episode, entitled Switek Meets Hattie The Hottie. In this episode we meet Switek himself, as well as a few other characters including Hatari The Realm Dreamer, or Hattie The Hottie as Switek calls her. We also get to see Switek in his natural habitat before things get mostly odd. Hint: If you like baseball and you like sex, there's a good chance you'll like this episode.