Damn stupid kids. Damn these stupid-ass kids and their baseball bats and their boring-ass lives that they ain't got nothin' better to do on a Wednesday night but drive around bustin' up mailboxes. Luther Guthrie's tired of replacing broken mailboxes and isn't going to put up with it anymore, not one more damn minute, and if the damn stupid-ass kids doin' it get hurt, well, they shouldn't have started this in the first damn place. But sometimes being revengeful extracts a mighty toll, and of course by the time you know this, it's too late, far too late indeed...