Self-absorbed and egocentric Dante Diamond Hall has a wacky charm but a crazy history with women. Fresh out of a volatile relationship, the last thing she wants is to get back in the dating saddle, which is why when she meets Jessica, a girl perfect in every way, Dante makes an intentional mess of things. This time, however, the consequences of her behavior reach into places of her life she doesn't see coming. Without the maturity necessary to deal with the disaster she creates, she has to learn to look at things in a whole new way, discovering along the way that love isn't what she thought it was at all.