This book is a humorous, factual rewrite of the Bible in the vernacular. In it, you will find plenty of sex, rapes, incest, violence, fratricide, genocide, slavery, myths, abuse of women and children, false prophecies, contradictions, and other inconsistencies and errors that reveal that the Bible should be an X-Rated book, not a holy book.By reading this eBook, you will get a good and true overview of the whole Bible without all the boring stuff. My purpose in writing this book is that I could hardly believe that there were people who could read the Bible and seriously think it was a moral guide dictated by a god. This is especially true for our leaders.People reading this book already know that the Bible is not infallible. So you have my permission to give this book away – especially to believers with enough intelligence to comprehend it. However, if people pay for it, it will raise the awareness of the book in ratings and more will see it. Maybe then it will trickle down to those who really need to read it.