A three-month trip to Seattle is small beans for a young sailor and his girlfriend, considering its short distance from San Diego. The time away only makes the relationship stronger, right? At least, that was the plan ... until the sailor called her home and a man answered. Damn.EXCERPT - Do you know what it's like to hear a deep-voiced "hello" from your girlfriend's phone? I do. My girlfriend–I'll call her Diane–had shacked up with another man while I was a million miles away in Vancouver, Canada. She was in San Diego, California. Now I'll admit our split was my fault, but damn, how she gonna park a new car in her "garage" within a month of splitting up with me? I promise I won't use the B-word to describe her...