Conned Dee and Donald Ducksfeld "discover" the Al Stinkeroo, Iraq's megafartacious SWMD, and demand that Iraq be totally disarmed—every steel knife and fork in the country is to be confiscated and replaced with plastic equivalents to be supplied by the Unholy Bottom Corporation, of which Dick Shinyhead, the American Vice President, was formerly the CEO.Meanwhile, in a dream, Little George Bush swears an oath to be loyal to the Bush Family and Big Oil forever, and is knighted Lord Bush of Iraq.Black Humor and Anti-War Political Satire, About 7000 words.