I had begun to notice little things, strange little things. I was in the grocery store couple of days ago, just walking around with the damn song going through my head. I remember I was looking at the cans of sweet baby peas, when an older guy with a white beard strolled by pushing his cart. As he passed I could hear him humming "Hello Dolly" to himself. It freaked me out. Is this the beginning of "The night of the living dead" or something? Is the "Hello Dolly" virus infecting everyone on earth?