Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)Short Story, 12,000 wordsZara is a very naughty vampire.She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven — a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO — and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters her old mentor/lover — the vampire who originally turned her — and things get downright supernatural.