A young boy's fascination with Conan the Barbarian leads to hilarious results on the playground and in the classroom...5th Grader Andy lives and breathes sword and sorcery stories and comics, idolizing Conan and his exploits. In fact, he's come to believe that he, too, is a mighty barbarian warrior. And he wants everyone else to know it. Andy sets in motion a plot to make sure Mrs. Gulch, his teacher, as well as all his classmates know his barbaric nature.This light-hearted short story offers a glimpse into the mind of a child and the ways he tries to emulate his fantastic and pulpy heroes.